YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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