Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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