Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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