Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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