Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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