dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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