it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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