Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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