Where did you get a picture of my penis
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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