I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
well you can't waste a boner
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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