How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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