garbage
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you win
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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