Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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