I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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