it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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