Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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