I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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