is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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