the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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