Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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