guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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