Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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