we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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