If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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