He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
