So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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