You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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