At least make sure they are 18
Why
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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