By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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