So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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