Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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