BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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