Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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