worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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