I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize