I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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