am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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