Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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