$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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