Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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