I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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