Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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