She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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