I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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