i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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