Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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