If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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