They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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