he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Randomize
