today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Randomize