How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
pray to the hookup gods
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