He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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