Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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