Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Someone came in the potted fern
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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