I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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